Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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