I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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