I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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