yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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