Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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