I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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