Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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