we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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