Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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