she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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