I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
is wine microwaveable?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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