People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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