As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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