it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
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if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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