Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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