I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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