Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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