on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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