Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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