if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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