he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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