She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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