Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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