did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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