News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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