I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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