I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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