Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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