Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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