my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
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I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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