Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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