Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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