I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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