I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I think my vagina is haunted
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Randomize
