Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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