i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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