Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
i now understand why vodka
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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