i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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