People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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