And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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