I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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