worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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