I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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