That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
