he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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