All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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