Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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