She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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