i think my mom watched the whole time
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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