I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
