dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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