He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
And then he peed in my hair
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