Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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