**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
being pregnant is like rehab
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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